Totally real, I promise

"Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94) 08/19/2020 at 12:34 • Filed to: shortened things

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I’ve abandoned this since December 2017. Time for more

I think this looks better than original

This one turned out very well... 10/10 would drive

TheHondaBro > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 03/16/2017 at 09:32

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Did someone turn off VSync?

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > TheHondaBro 03/16/2017 at 09:33

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Someone turned on MSPaint

Honeybunchesofgoats > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 03/16/2017 at 09:34

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Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Honeybunchesofgoats 03/16/2017 at 09:34

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I’d honestly drive that van

Honeybunchesofgoats > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 03/16/2017 at 09:36

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And you can!

PS9 > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 03/16/2017 at 09:38

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Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > PS9 03/16/2017 at 09:38

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no u

PS9 > TheHondaBro 03/16/2017 at 09:39

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SLI but one card is a 1080 ti and the other is the first GeForce ever made.

PotbellyJoe and 42 others > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 03/16/2017 at 09:46

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We need the new XC60 made into the XC30, a 2-seater shooting brake.

TysMagic > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 03/16/2017 at 09:56

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i dig the smol raptor

Ash78, voting early and often > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 03/16/2017 at 10:01

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Dodge Journey says “And I should’ve been long!”

OPPOsaurus WRX > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 03/16/2017 at 10:02

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i had some extra time last night

Blind Willie Tyresmoke Namington IV > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 03/16/2017 at 10:48

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I really dig that f150!

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > TysMagic 03/16/2017 at 13:43

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I was going to make it shorter but there’s a decal in the way.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Ash78, voting early and often 03/16/2017 at 13:43

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And I say “You shouldn’t have been at all!!!”

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > OPPOsaurus WRX 03/16/2017 at 13:44

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What is it though? (or what was it)

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Blind Willie Tyresmoke Namington IV 03/16/2017 at 13:45

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I’d drive the Express, myself. But I might just add wheelie bars

OPPOsaurus WRX > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 03/16/2017 at 13:45

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original

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > OPPOsaurus WRX 03/16/2017 at 13:46

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I still don’t know what it is, but I like yours better.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > PotbellyJoe and 42 others 03/16/2017 at 13:51

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PotbellyJoe and 42 others > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 03/16/2017 at 13:58

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YAASSS!

Blind Willie Tyresmoke Namington IV > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 03/16/2017 at 14:00

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Or.... You go full stubby bob

OPPOsaurus WRX > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 03/16/2017 at 14:17

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Citroen GT. Gran Tursimo car made real

Raphael Orlove > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 03/17/2017 at 17:41

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hm

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Raphael Orlove 03/17/2017 at 18:13

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Sovereign, Purveyor of Coupes > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 03/18/2017 at 05:49

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The bottom one offends me and intrigues me at the same time.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 03/23/2017 at 16:37

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That Colorado is kinda cool actuall, like a Suzuki X90 pickup

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 03/23/2017 at 16:38

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Best part (which I didn’t notice until I was done) is that according to the badge on the side it has a V8.

10/10 would drive.

PatBateman > Raphael Orlove 03/23/2017 at 16:59

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PatBateman > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 03/23/2017 at 17:01

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Now I want Ford to make a single cab Raptor.

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > Raphael Orlove 03/23/2017 at 17:06

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Give

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 03/23/2017 at 17:10

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You know that SL looks a lot more like the earlier pagoda SLs. Short Raptor could be interesting.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > PatBateman 03/23/2017 at 17:27

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ikr

user314 > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 03/23/2017 at 17:31

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It’s like someone made a “real life” Choro-Q truck . Love it!

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > user314 03/23/2017 at 17:53

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Me too. I’ve made something want but I can’t have it :(

shop-teacher > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 03/23/2017 at 18:57

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The Raptor looks pretty great. I kinda dig the Volvo too.

RT > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 03/23/2017 at 19:13

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Reminds me of this (wonderful game btw).

Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street. > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 03/27/2017 at 12:02

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Actually totally real:

http://barnfinds.com/1960-chevrolet-corvair/

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street. 03/27/2017 at 12:14

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Can whoever did this make that Colorado for me kthxbai

pip bip - choose Corrour > Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street. 03/29/2017 at 09:32

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dat Saab!

OPPOsaurus WRX > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 03/29/2017 at 09:37

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can you do that Raptor as a cab-over?

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > OPPOsaurus WRX 03/29/2017 at 09:44

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I can try but that’s more your department :)

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > OPPOsaurus WRX 03/29/2017 at 09:53

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OPPOsaurus WRX > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 03/29/2017 at 10:00

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AWESOME

OPPOsaurus WRX > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 03/29/2017 at 10:09

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...and the opposite

Shift24 > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 03/29/2017 at 10:21

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Alright time to dust off MS paint and help

Wait wut...

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Shift24 03/29/2017 at 10:23

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That one’s gonna need proper photoshop. Too many lines running different directions.

Stapleface-Now Hyphenated! > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 03/29/2017 at 10:27

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I actually really dig the Charger and the Volvo

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Stapleface-Now Hyphenated! 03/29/2017 at 10:28

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I want the Brklnds

Stapleface-Now Hyphenated! > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 03/29/2017 at 10:30

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The Bentley is nice too. But the deck spoiler on it bugs me for some reason.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Stapleface-Now Hyphenated! 03/29/2017 at 10:48

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That’s my oops--to get the decklid so it’s not notchy in MSPaint I have to move the section below and then cut off what remains. Apparently I didn’t take off enough.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > OPPOsaurus WRX 03/29/2017 at 11:39

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Some one in the EAU is building that right now.

Is that the Texas of the world now?

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 03/29/2017 at 15:08

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It needs to be turned into a van... Looks so van-ish.

Also: A single-cab Raptor needs to happen.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Eric @ opposite-lock.com 03/29/2017 at 15:15

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There’s getting to be very little Raptor left

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 03/29/2017 at 17:41

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I love it. I just wish the rear wheels were a little closer to the corners, but I really want this for an overland expedition vehicle.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Eric @ opposite-lock.com 03/29/2017 at 18:08

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benjrblant > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 04/03/2017 at 14:43

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Try a Suzuki X90 or Samurai if you’ve got the time!

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > benjrblant 04/03/2017 at 15:08

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The problem is they’re already so short it takes quite a lot to make them look short and there’s not much to play with. The Samurai kinda works because it’s so boxy, so I can take out more from the middle... there’s really nothing to lose on the ends. Here’s the result, it looks almost normal.

I actually did already try the X-90, it’s got all the same problems and none of the advantages. It’s so curvy it defies all efforts to shorten. Nothing lines up and key features disappear. By saying “fuck it” I get the below image, which like the Samurai doesn’t actually appear shortened at first glance, but rather to have had it’s windshield bent.

My bird IS the word > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 04/03/2017 at 15:29

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That charger would just do wheelies.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > My bird IS the word 04/03/2017 at 15:36

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facw > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 04/25/2017 at 11:32

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Why Photoshop MS Paint the microbus when there are so many real ones?

etc.

Die-Trying > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 04/25/2017 at 11:33

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you’re still leaving a whole lot of meat on the bone......

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > facw 04/25/2017 at 11:34

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Didn’t know about these.

So. F-ing. Awesome.

...I want one.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Die-Trying 04/25/2017 at 11:36

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There’s only so much meat you can take off in MSPaint before it goes from “funny” to “um whut is dis”

just-a-scratch > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 04/25/2017 at 11:37

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The G-wagen and HMMWV look viable. They might actually be better off-road in that configuration.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > just-a-scratch 04/25/2017 at 11:41

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Probably, but I just want that mini-kei-truck

SO CUTE

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 04/25/2017 at 11:42

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The Hummer’s pretty great...

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 04/25/2017 at 11:43

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Agreed.

Die-Trying > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 04/25/2017 at 11:46

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yeah, i hear ya..........

vicali > facw 04/25/2017 at 11:48

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Why stop at Busses?

Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan' > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 04/25/2017 at 11:59

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lol the Charger is just an AMC AMX now.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan' 04/25/2017 at 12:00

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I made a real monster with that one

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 12/05/2017 at 10:59

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No Peel P50? It’s way to long

Die-Trying > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 12/05/2017 at 11:01

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could you stretch this one out to a full size car?......

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 12/05/2017 at 11:09

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Behold

If you’ve got a good side profile view I’ll try.

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 12/05/2017 at 11:09

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lol, looks pretty accurate

Edit: I’m in the grays?

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Die-Trying 12/05/2017 at 11:11

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Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 12/05/2017 at 11:12

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Why are you suddenly grey?

I followed you again to be sure

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 12/05/2017 at 11:17

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Thanks! I dunno what happened there.

Die-Trying > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 12/05/2017 at 11:21

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Party-vi > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 12/05/2017 at 11:23

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I need that impossibly cute Toronado

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 12/05/2017 at 11:31

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Mergio Sarchionne has made many enemies....

CaptDale - is secretly British > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 12/05/2017 at 11:37

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Can I have the original image?

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > CaptDale - is secretly British 12/05/2017 at 11:52

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If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 12/05/2017 at 11:54

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The shortened Bentley has the same proportions as a regular car...

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 12/05/2017 at 11:57

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But it’s a Bentley. Would drive.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 12/05/2017 at 12:08

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Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan' > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 12/07/2017 at 13:36

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lol the Charger is just an AMX now

Roadkilled > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 08/19/2020 at 12:45

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MasterMilo built a Golf version.

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 08/19/2020 at 12:45

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Real! And that Gelandewagen isn’t far off from the real two door!  

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) 08/19/2020 at 12:48

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I liiiiiike

PyroHoltz f@h Oppo 261120 > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 08/19/2020 at 13:02

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I really like  the H1 midget.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > PyroHoltz f@h Oppo 261120 08/19/2020 at 13:33

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10/10 would drive

sony1492 > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 08/19/2020 at 13:34

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Its through this post that I realized its been 2 years since Di e Trying has posted.

That blue volvo suv is sex

RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 08/19/2020 at 14:03

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These are REALLY hurting my brain...

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars 08/19/2020 at 14:04

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it’s a good hurt

kanadanmajava1 > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 08/19/2020 at 14:11

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On S unday I saw a shortened Beetle. It had also be en converted into a convertible but it was the shortening that made it quite unique looking. I was traveling at highway speed so no pictures.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > kanadanmajava1 08/19/2020 at 14:17

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The world needs more stubby vehicles

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 08/19/2020 at 14:20

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Some of these are glorious. Others are, were, not so glorious. Entertaining nonetheless. Thank you for this much needed chuckle. 

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available 08/19/2020 at 15:32

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Well, yeah. The entire concept is:

- MSPaint ONLY

- Shorten a vehicle in 3 minutes or less.

- If it’s obviously going sideways, don’t waste any more time on it but post it anyway

:)